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It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling”
Mark Twain Golfing quotation

“Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again”
Golf quotes – Lon Hinkle

“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom”
Michael Green

“Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well”
Art Rosenbaum – Golf quote

“The worst club in my bag is my brain”
Chris Perry

“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death”
Golf quotation by Sam Snead

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”
Jack Lemmon – golf quotes

“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course”
Billy Graham

“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated”
Golf quote by Arnold Palmer

“They throw their clubs backwards, and that’s wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don’t have to walk any extra distance to get it”
Tommy Bolt

“The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don’t really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.”
Robert Browning

“Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose”
Woodrow Wilson

“You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life”
Grantland Rice – golf quotes

“The harder you work, the luckier you get”
Golfing quotation by Gary Player

“Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt”
Jack Nicklaus

“It’s so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg” 
J.C. Snead – golf quotes

“A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone”
Golfing quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow”
Sam Snead – golf quotations

“Golf is not a game of great shots. It’s a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes”
Gene Littler

“Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness”
William Wordsworth – golfing quote

“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive”
Arnold Palmer

“I like trying to win. That’s what golf is all about”
Jack Nicklaus

“The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise”
Golf quotes – Roger Simon

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron”
Lee Trevino

“Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don’t. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don’t want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me”
Greg Norman quotation

“A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave”
Jack Nicklaus – golf quotes